I've been ignoring my blog for almost a month now. The week of the giveaway, I was vacationing. Then the week of the winner, life intervened and I embarked on a many mile, soul numbing, physically draining long ass trip. I've been back in the office a week now and on this Friday, I feel that my
mojo is jumping a bit.
I saw many things on my travels:
The Mississippi was crossed four times. I love the Mississippi. It is my favorite river and is a lifetime goal of mine to travel the entire length of the Mississippi by boat.
I saw an adorable little truck in Texas that said Pest Police with lights and everything. I think if my job required me to drive a
tonka toy truck, I'd have to trade in my Redneck girl badge I got from Girl Scouts.
I saw and SMELLED an entire trailer full of cattle. These weren't the pretty show cattle I'm used to seeing in my town. These cows were obviously heading for slaughtering and boy were they meaty. Smacked my lips a little bit since I was feeling a bit carnivorous at the moment. Oh and my child, James, who is 4 said to me last night that dinosaurs that eat meat are "carnivals".
Texans take pride in their state. The notary public I went to had a picture of the state of Texas inlaid into the concrete sidewalk. It was cool. Reminded me of the
handprints we put in the concrete porch when I was little, but much more artsy.
My step sister stopped the local police in front of my Dad's house and talked to them for an hour. Her sister and I sat on the porch and heckled her and them via
hollaring,
texting and sending a few children to interrupt their flirt-fest. Cause we are like that. And whoever that was the went speeding by, please send a thank you to Becky for saving your butt a whooping speeding ticket.
On my way home the first time, my sister
texted me with a picture commenting on the beautiful sunrise. I took a picture of the sunrise and said "Does it look like this?". To which, she did a duh and my Dad laughed at our silliness.
Finally, I just want to say, that Kentucky has some of the dumbest, well, let me rephrase this, oddest, ball-
wacking, knuckle dragging, crazy-ass people I've ever had the pleasure of encountering. That conclusion was drawn in the four times I drove through that state based on the things I witnessed and lived through.
The nail in the coffin is the State of Kentucky's Police Department, Highway Troopers, or whoever the hell it was that did this to me:
PASSED me and a semi on a two lane highway going faster than us. We were going 77 mph. The cop went straight up the middle of the highway, barely missing hitting me and forcing the semi to take the right shoulder. You are a moron, whoever you are. And I'm thanking God there were angels on my bumper blowing your car away from mine cause I was heading to the median if you'd come any closer. Know what happens then, moron?! I would have flipped the blazer doing 70some. *SHAKES FIST*
Peace and Keep Trucking! Safely.
P.S. So sorry that this post is not picture heavy. All the pictures I took were with my phone camera and I'm ashamed to post them because of the poor quality. And I'm too lazy to hunt down Google images and worry about whether or not they belong to someone.